Tom:
Introdução:
Dm F
Uh huh
C
extra cheese
Dm F
Uh huh
C
save a piece for me
Verse:
F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
I went, just to check it out
Bb C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame no one came
F
just us eating all alone
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb C
no sense letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dm
cheese round the clock, it's getting me blocked
Bb
and I sure don't care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
Dm Bb F
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
C
couse right now I'd do
Dm Bb F
anything at all to get my bowels evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm Bb
and I sit, and I wait, and I strain
F C
and I sweat, and I clench and I feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
F
I was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb C
we're just, so alike in every way, I've gotta say
F
in fact, I just thought I might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb C
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
Bb
who would have guessed, her family crest
Dm
I suddenly spied, tattooed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, it's just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
Dm Bb F
how was I supposed to know that we were both related
C
belive me if I
Dm Bb F
knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm Bb
should I go ahead and propose
F C
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...
Verse3:
F
I had, so much on my mind
Dm
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
Bb C
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
Bb
said not to stand, but that's a demand
Dm
that I couldn't meet, I got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked off my head you see
C (let it ring)
Dm Bb F
why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm Bb F
major inconvenience oh man I really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm Bb
I can't eat, I can't breath, I can't snore
F C
I can't belch or yodel any more, can't
Gm Bb (let it ring)
Dm Bb F
why'd I have to go and myself all mutilated
C
I gotta tell you
Dm Bb F
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm Bb
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
F C
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)