Tom: F
Introdução:
F C G
Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo
F Dm G
And I though to myself I will never understand women
verse 1
F
And I hear some of you say that all men are the same
C
They're all ruled by their dicks
G
That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
F Dm
There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses
G
Being intimidating with obscene passes
F C
A goddess, you can tell when she dances
G
You shout slag when she rejects your advances
F Dm
It's like you got no belief in yourself
G
Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl
verse 2
F C
So every time after six beers
G
Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
F Dm G
When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore, well it is written in the art of war
F
To fight only the battles you can win
C G
But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in
F Dm G
You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for
verse 3
F
So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
Am G
They use rape as a weapon of war
F Am
Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch
G
Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
F Am
To pro-lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid
G
That's how you make it possible for people to live
N.C
F Am
Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one
G
But I ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
F Am C
Too fat, too thin that's just media spin
G
You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin
F Am
So I'm sorry if you feel undue
G
If the truth be known I'm in awe of you
F C Am
You're a giver of life and a warrior too
G
So do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?