Tom:
Introdução:
Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A A2
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
D A A2
And then I see a sign the airport's just another mile
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A A2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A A4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A D
Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I think, "It's not so bad it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"
Bm G D A
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A A4
And I swear I&rsquo m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A D
From the derriere...
Bm G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash
Bm G
8 balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla
D A
A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child
Bm G
I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
D A A4
I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
D G A
As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face
D G A
I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air
D G A
And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child
D G A
From my derriere
A D
I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons