Tom:
Introdução: B E B B7
B E
Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
B B7
Up the block, there's a Walmart
Abm F# B E B
There's a place you can accesorize your pets
Abm F#7
A school, a tree, a couple of churches
E B/E
And no matter how hard anbybody searches
E F#
That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
B A
It's the lamest place in the world
B Abm
But it just got a little bit better
E F#
So don't disappear
B A
It's the lamest place in the world
A
But I'm pretty sure
E B
It's not as lame as it was before
B
Now that you're here
B E
Forty miles to the nearest river
B
Sixty miles Eto the airport
Abm F# B
When we plan our escape, that&rsquo s where we&rsquo re going to have to be
Abm F#7
It&rsquo s a shame, it&rsquo s a sham, it&rsquo s a terrible pity
E
You got dragged away from New York City
C#m E F#
It&rsquo s major suck for you but it&rsquo s amazing luck for me
B A
It's the lamest place in the world
B Abm
But it just got a little bit better
E F#
I'm happy to say
B A
It's the lamest place in the world
Abm Ebm
Your completely exotic
E B/Eb
Intellectual neurotic
C#m Ebm
You would never have a shot except
E A
You&rsquo ve found the perfect guide
Abm Ebm
And though I don&rsquo t really know you
E B/Eb
I can hardly wait to show you
C#m
Every fake and freak
C#m
Every fool and clown
C#m
Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town
E
Let and laugh
E
They won&rsquo t keep me down
F#
With you by my side
B E B B7
E
And it just got a little bit better
E F#
Amazing but true
B A
Yes, the lamest place in the world
A
Has lots of flaws
E B
But maybe it&rsquo ll be fine because
C#m F# E B E B
It brought me to you