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Let's say hypothetically
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You're watching an internet video. - Ohh
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Go with me on this
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... - And
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Let's say hypothetically
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That this video hits a snag. - Ohh
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You get a little buffer action
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The video's froze
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Now you must choose
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How long are you
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Willing to wait
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- 10 seconds
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Before you click awayyy. - 10 seconds
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Mmm.. Open up a new page - 10 seconds
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Before you start to rage - 10 seconds
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Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age - 10 seconds
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 seconds for that
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Burrito that you dropped on the beach one time
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So you're at work
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And you got a little hunger pain you see
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So you head down the hall to find the vending machine
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And you press F-14 because
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That's where the snack that you like resides
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But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck
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And your snack is still inside
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So now you gotta start shaking the machine
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And the question is
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How long are you gonna shake this machine
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Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity? - 10 seconds
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Your wife packed your lunch - 10 seconds
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Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch - 10 seconds
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It's just a bag of Fritos - 10 seconds
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Do you really need those Fritos?
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15 seconds of fame
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Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot
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So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl
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You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world
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You talk about Harry Potter
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She said she doesn't like wizards
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You talk about your salamander
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She said she doesn't like lizards
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You try to stay quiet like it ain't no thing
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But how long can you let that silence hang? - 10 seconds
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You stare into space - 10 seconds
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Try not to focus on the errant hair on her face - 10 seconds
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You think of something to say - 10 seconds
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Just wait for the silence to go away
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 seconds for that
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Protein shake on a locker room floor - Gross
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How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? - 10 seconds
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How long do you wait before you give up on the hot water in the shower? - 10 seconds
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When you drop some food on the ceiling? - 10 seconds
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Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling?
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Claim a fart in a group - 10 seconds
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Check your pants for poop - 10 seconds
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Someone talkin' smack - 10 seconds
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Come up with a comeback - 10 seconds
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Give up on a fish that's floating - 10 seconds
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To de-decide this small little pond is not suitable for boating... - Uuh
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15 seconds of fame
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And 5 seconds for that
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Trail mix literally on the trail
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