A woo-hoo!
Hey hey, here comes no-one
Another friend for you to have a go on
And she asks me, do I miss her when she?s gone?
And I reply, ?As much as I miss anyone?
Oh! A woo-hoo
And I?ll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There?s a space between us
So jump into my bed
We?ll pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us Hey Lord, forgive us we?re wrong
I?ll make sure that he never hears this song
It?s the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well, if god is in the details
Thank god that you?re my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend Oh! A woo-hoo!
Chorus