I Met a little girl
In Saskatoon
She was beaming bold and beautiful
And higher than the moon
Before I could profess
She left too soon
The words she spoke
Were enough to make me blue
She said I know
Just what you're wishing
Two folks in our condition
We'd never leave this
Bar room with our pride
So go about your earthly mission
Don't trust no politician
You look to yours
And I will look to mine
I met a Nashville
Honky-tonkin' queen
And the caress of her amber lips
Is reserved for Jim Beam
I took her by the arm
And she made a scene
Whiskey was yet to dull
Her tongue it seemed
She said I know
Just what you're wishing
Two folks in our condition
We'd never leave this
Bar room with our pride
So go about your earthly mission
Don't trust no politician
You look to yours
And I will look to mine
Now West By-God Virginia
Is where I'm bound
She's as wild and she's as wonderful
As any girl I've found
She'll keep me just as long
As I'm around
I never have to hear
That awful sound
But I know
Just what you're wishing
Two folks in our condition
We'd never leave this
Bar room with our pride
So go about your earthly mission
Don't trust no politician
You look to yours
And I will look to mine
You look to yours
And I will look to mine