She's not so good in a crowd, but when you get her a - lone,
You'd be sur - prised;
She is - n't much at a dance, but when I take her home,
You'd be sur - prised.
She does - n't look like much of a lov - er,
But don't judge a book by it's cov - er;
She's got the face of an an - gel but
There's a dev - il in her eye.
She's such a del - i - cate thing but when we start to squeeze,
You'd be sur - prised
She's does - n't look ver - y strong and tho' she's weak in the knees,
You'd be sur - prised.
At a par - ty or at a ball,
I've got to ad - mit she's noth - ing at all,
But in a Mor - ris chair, you'd be sur - prised.
She's not so good in the house, but on a bench in the park,
You'd be sur - prised;
She is - n't much in the light but when she gets in the dark,
You'd be sur - prised.
I know she looks as slow as the E - rie,
You don't know the half of it, dear - ie;
She looks as cold as an Es - ki - mo,
But there's fi - re in her eyes.
She does - n't say ver - y much, but when she starts in to speak,
You'd be sur - prised;
She's not so good at the start, but at the end of the week,
You'd be sur - prised.
On a street - car or in a train,
You'd think she was born with - out an - brain,
But in a tax - i - cab, you'd be sur - prised.