I gave you a flower
He gave you a whole bunch
He cut you a diamond
I cut you your lunch
I wrote you a pamphlet
He wrote her a whole book
He paid them both to the movies
I stole you a look
I cannot win
Since the day we watched the move in
(like verse before)
Another sick joke
I candidly took you photo
But it came out a blur
I'm gonna fail
What if I fail
He's gonna fail
He could possibly fail
He could possibly fail
He's gonna fail