Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L
Verse
By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L
Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Verse
Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L
Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Guitar solo
Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Solo
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double X-L
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
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