My friends are having the time of their lives
And I?m home alone smoking weed in a wizard?s wig
I think I?m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Why?s doing laundry so expensive here
Chorus
I said your friends don?t like me
They think I?m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don?t like you
You think you?re too cool
I hate the way that you are
Instrumental
Verse
My friends are having the time of their lives
And I?m home alone watching Home Alone again
I think I?m doing better on my own but I drink too much
When will I ever stop drinking beer
Chorus
I said your friends don?t like me
They think I?m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don?t like you
You think you?re too cool
I hate the way that you are
Bridge
I can?t believe that I slept past two
Now I?m hungover and I?m looking for some food
Can we hit my favorite deli please
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
AH!
Chorus
I said your friends don?t like me
They think I?m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don?t like you
You think you?re too cool
I hate the way that you are
My friends are having the time of their lives
And I?m home alone x2