I really do appreciate
The fact your sitting here
But your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher
Another round or two
So why don't we get drunk and screw
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you
Well, they say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
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