You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in
seven different drinks to forget about you
And that's what I'm gonna do
It only took six months and five whole weeks
I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free
So free of your memory
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
And girl I think we're one in the same.
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
drink you all the time.
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
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I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit
and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it.
But all that's over now.
'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim.
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
and they're dying to hear me out.
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
And girl you know I've won either way.
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
drink you all the time.
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
drink you all the time.
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
drink you all the time.
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
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So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey