Whoo hoo Whoo hoo
Whoo hoo Whoo hoo
Verse
What's in it for me?
You don't get nothing for free.
You stand and shake your tin,
It gets under my skin.
I might see what I can do
In another year or two.
Let me see: what's in it for me?
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free.
Can you stop? you keep after me
But I'm not - not a charity
Whoo hoo Whoo hoo
Verse
Now you're back again
Just like a long-lost friend
With your sorry tale of woe
But no one wants to know.
Just give us a rest!
You're making me depressed.
Gotta run, I'm a busy man
And I've done everything I can
But you keep stickin' out your hand
Pardon me, you're in disneyland
Bridge
And I know you'll think it's strange,
You, I know you'll think it's strange
But I don't have any change.
So no change.
Whoo hoo Whoo hoo
Whoo hoo Whoo hoo
Bridge
And I know you'll think it's strange,
You, I know you'll think it's strange
But I don't have any change. Change.
Verse
Don't waste your breath on me.
I've heard it all before.
Philanthropy's a bore!
Let me see: what's in it for me?
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free.
Can you stop? you keep after me
But I'm not - not a charity
Outro
Charity! What's in it for me?
Charity! What's in it for me?
Charity! What's in it for me?
Charity! What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
For me!