WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE
OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE
CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
YES YOU'RE AN A S-S-H-O-L-E
AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME
YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN'
YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER
JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE
SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES
CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME
YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
cause you're an aaaass hole tonight.