Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary
Vagina
Vagina
They call
That thing
Vagina.
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love them all
That's why I sing my song.
Vagina
Vagina
They call
That thing
Vagina.
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
'cos they've been douched too much
Vagina
Vagina
They call
that thing
Vagina.