In Urine Town
We don't have problems, that we can't work out
Weee weee weeeeeeeeee
In Urine Town
Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the theatre?
I came all the way from Pissburg, and I'm gonna make it big!
You might as well go home, son, you might as well go home
The Urine Factory's closed, and (mumble mumble mumble)
(tacet)
You might as well go home-
(tacet)
There used to be a steady stream of gold here
Now it's just wet and cold here
Since the Urine Factory closed down
(tacet)
It's all gone to piss here in Urine Town
It's all gone down the drain
Nothing gets passed her in Urine Town
What are we gonna do?
We might as well go home-
Oh shut up will you Mr
Everything may stink here in Urine Town
But if we all pull together as a team
We can kick another goal here in Urine town,
We can push through the pack here in Urine Town
It's not over til the siren goes in Urine Town
G(stop)
She was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. Skin as white as porcelain. Eyes as blue
as the bluest water you can imagine. A handy, duck shaped neck, perfect for all those
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you
And every thing you do
It was all yellow
*(The above bit was cut out for the CD for obvious copyright reasons)
So come on eveyone! Pull down your pants! We can all put in our share! This town's destiny,
is in our own hands.
The future's bright and clear here in Urine To___wn
So the town shook off the yoke of corporate oppression
You can hear from miles around the hissing sou___nd
And pissing became something that everyone did.
And I married that girl