I could have read
A poem called
Ozymandias
To her instead
I live for the moment
It was a futile
Gesture anyway
I was here
And she was here
And being broad
Of mind and hips
We did the only
Thing possible
I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death but
I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with
acid!
Normally, I wouldn't have minded
But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid
Besides, she had acne
And if you've got acne
Well, I apologise for disliking it intensely
But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes
I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance
E (N.C.)
It's only the children or the fucking wealthy who tend be good looking!
An ugly fart
Attracts a good looking
Chick if he's got money
(repeat the above three times)
It's different for jews somehow
I'd like to see a passionate film between the two ugliest
(guitar simply plays the root notes!)
Mus - cle pow - er! (x4)