Two for the show, and my mother wants to go
It'll break her heart when I tell her she's too old
I'm in my place, I got makeup all over my face
I think I know my lines, but I don't know
One for the money, two for the show
Three for the lady on the radio
Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know
If only there was a better way to go
Two for the show
I'm waiting in the wings, while the queen of virtue sings
It'll break her heart when I tell her she's out of key
If they gave her half a chance, she could soon learn how to dance
So she could earn her living gracefully
One for the money, two for the show
Three for the lady on the radio
Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know
If only there was a better way to go
Two for the show
Gt 1
One for the money, two for the show
Three for the lady on the radio
Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know
If only there was a better way to go
(Way to go, oh)
One for the money
^ bend / slide up