Put me in a special school
Cause I am such a fool
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books
They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
So turn off the TV
Cause that's what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me
Don't let me play football
I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin things my own way and never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a doubletaker
I don't have the patience to it on the up
I picked up a guitar
What does this signify
I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
You wanted arts and crafts
How's this for arts and crafts
Nananananananananananananana that's right
I'm growin out my hair
I'm movin up to cherokee
I'm gonna be a rockstar
And you are gonna gonna bear with me
Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punchin in and punchin out and sycking up to Bob
Marrying a biotch
Having seven kids
Givin up and goin home and hopin there's a God
I'm gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex
And studyin my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers in other bands
I'm such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
And when it's party time
Like 1999
I'll party by myself because i'm such a special guy
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin' things my own way and never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a doubletaker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
I'm a troublemaker
Never giving up
