I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail
If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail
Sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest
One phone call, two Tylenol
Four cold grey walls closing in
If I ever do get out on that highway again
I aint ever going back to Tillamook County
No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County
It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew