they're on in two minutes.
Scooter: (knocks)Two muinutes Mr Pavarot, er, Mr Plac, er Mr Tenors
I've never met, a man-ah like-ah you before
You make me feel like a woman
Oh and you touch my long blond hair, and read my poetry, the things you do to me
I'm a young attractive blond who sing country songs
To a lonesome country girl this city is tough
It's all about the music, stop looking at my cleavage
Unlike Kasey Chambers I am pretty enough, I am pretty enough.
Kermit, are we getting away with this?
K: Absolutely!
I've never met a frog like you before
You made me feel like a pig slash woman
It's extasy
Tenor: Did he get a nice shot of your kankles?
MP: What!?
I'm a young magical swagman with a pet bunyip
If you've seen that show it was a bit of a farce
I was young I was in love I needed the money
When you're in the public eye your past always bites you on the arse