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This Is a Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses,
A fine romance, my friend, this is;
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes.
A fine romance, you won't nestle;
A fine romance, you won't wres - tle.
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance.
A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood wo - man
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean
At least they flap their fins to express e - mo - tion
A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance with no hitch - es
You never give the orchids I send a glance;
No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.