THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER
I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP
FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE
I DON'T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR
OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE
MY WIFE AIN'T OUT SHOPPING
WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS
CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN'
UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER
NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS MAKIN' A LIVIN' DPWN IN TENNESSEE
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER