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We don't like to go out shopping We don't care what's on sale
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips and watch the N.F.L.
When you come over at half time and say does this dress fit too tight
We look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh looks just right
Well that's the truth men Yeah that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss
And no matter what line we hand ya When we come draggin in
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
We hate watching Steel Magnolias We like Rambo and Die Hard Four
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
at the Home Depot Store
We don't really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur-ant
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to
the one thing that we all want
Well that's the truth about men Yeah that's the truth about guys
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
Then to work on the problems in our lives
And though we might said it to you every now and then
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
If you really want to know what we're all thinking
It's nothing too com-plex
It's just something cold for drinking and whole lot of s.e.
Yes that's the truth about truth men Well that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
Scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
And no matter what line we give you When we come crawling in
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen
Sure it's gonna happen You know it's again
That's the truth about men
"yeah" "no it's not" "You know it son" "Tell 'em how it is"