From the west there came a stranger I'll tell his story now
And the reason they called him stranger is because he loved a cow
Yeah you might think that lovin' a cow is somethin' sorta strange
But oh my friend did you ever spend six months on the range
Verse
Well the days get long and the nights get cold
And a feller gets lonely and a feller grows old
And a feller starts to wonderin' if he'll ever find a pretty little golden-haired bluey-eyed girl somehow
And a feller goes out and fucks a cow
It's your misfortune not my own
Ah come here you little old brown-eyed darlin' you, I love you
Yo-da-lee-da-lay-hee, yuh-hoo-hoo-hoo, woo-woo-woo, wow wow
LoL
I don't ever fool around with no ham and cheese