I saw a man on the street, with a parabola in his hand
He said "sir please help me I don't understand and
I've been having troubles these problems are my fears"
So I took out my notebook and wiped away his tears
With the quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
And it's negative b plus or minus
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee
Although I couldn't factor it I attacked the equation fast
Did I plug in the coefficients, yep you bet your ask me
If I could explain it, this problems down the drain
That's exactly when he stuck a knife into my brain
I exclaimed why did you do this, do you even care
Didn't I just help you, didn't I complete your square
N.C.
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
And it's negative b plus or minus
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee
Now my life is over, I've seen all that I can see
Quadratics, cubics, quintics, quartics got the best of me
But as I lay here dying a strange peace sets over me
Knowing that upon my tombstone carved for all the world to see
N.C
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
And it's negative b plus or minus
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee
N.C
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
Quadratic formula
And it's negative b plus or minus
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
Over 2a over 2a over 2a over 2a