YOU WINED ME AND DINED ME, WHEN I WAS YOUR GIRL
PROMISED IF I'D BE YOUR WIFE, YOU'D SHOW ME THE WORLD
BUT ALL I'VE SEEN OF THIS OLE WORLD IS A BED AND A DOCTOR BILL
I'M TEARIN' DOWN YOUR BROODER HOUSE CAUSE NOW I GOT THE PILL
ALL THESE YEARS I'VE STAYED AT HOME, WHY YOU HAD ALL YOUR FUN
AND EVERY YEAR THAT'S GONE BY, ANOTHER BABY'S COME
THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES MADE RIGHT HERE ON NURSERY HILL
YOU'VE SET THIS CHICKEN YOUR LAST TIME CAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THE PILL
THIS OLD MATERNITY DRESS I'VE GOT IS GOIN IN THE GARBAGE
THE CLOTHES I'M WEARIN' FROM NOW ON
WON'T TAKE UP SO MUCH YARDAGE
MINI SKIRTS, HOT PANTS AND A FEW LITTLE FANCY FRILLS
I'M MAKIN UP FOR ALL THOSE YEARS, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL
I'M TARD OF ALL YOUR CROWIN', HOW YOU AND YOUR HENS PLAY
WHILE HOLDIN' A COUPLE IN MY ARMS, ANOTHER'S ON THE WAY
THIS CHICKEN'S DONE TORE UP HER NEST
AND I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL
AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TURN IT DOWN
CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THE PILL
THIS INCABATOR IS OVERUSED, BECAUSE YOU'VE KEPT IT FILLED
THE FEELIN' GOOD COMES EASY NOW, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL
IT'S GETTIN' DARK, IT'S ROOSTIN' TIME, TONIGHT'S TO GOOD TO BE REAL
AH BUT DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL
NAH DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL