She was the perfect woman
In every single way
She made the sun shine brighter
And all my cares go away
She was the perfect woman
She was a gourmet chef
They say that love is blind
Well, it's also deaf
Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman
And no one understands
Just how talented
She was with her hands (Uhhhh)
God made her the perfect woman
I was the finishing touch
She was the perfect woman
She didn't talk so much
She wanted to name the kids
So I finally let her
It turned out horribly
Chewbacca coulda done better (Chewbacca noise)
But I guess it was alright
We had a boy and a girl
Just me and Helen
HARHAR and Earl
^
Cuz Helen Keller was a miracle worker
I was her one man show
I could walk around the house naked
She wouldn't even know
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
I was her only need
She didn't mind the zits on my ass
It gave her more to read
Gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
Gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
More to read
More to read
Read poison ivy
She read acne
She read herpes
She read it all
She read goosebumbs
She read blisters
Even read a basketball
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
But I don't think she cared
I played this song for her
She just sat there and stared
She was still my perfect woman
I was sort of a mess
I asked her to marry me
She said "YEAHAHOEH!"
^