Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
You must think Santa Claus weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?
Let's get Santa Claus 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit,he's a communist
And a beard, and long hair, must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Mister Claus sneaks in your house at night
He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys