Jesus is at the table drinking wine with Dionysus
Judas is arguing with Apollo about what the meaning of life is
See I sent out invitations to a party I was thowin', and everybody came
And everyone except for Jesus forgot to RSVP
I never thought that Micho would get along with Rousseau
But with a little bit of booze the conversation just seemed to flow
And old Marx was in the backyard gettin' high on the trampoline
Said it reminds him way to much of liberal, political economy
Yes I know that I am hosting but I cannot entertain
I am tired of takin' life so seriously
Starring up her skirt so long at her black underwear
She used to take me for a sucker, now she's takin' me upstairs
Old Dylan he drove up from northern Minnesota
He said Del you sure are a skinny little fucker
And he heard Guthrie in the back, all the way from the grave
Just to play some songs for folks who were too damn drunk to leave
Yes I know that I am hosting but I cannot entertain
I am tired of takin' life so seriously
Starring up her skirt so long at her black underwear
She used to take me for a sucker, now she's takin' me upstairs
You should have seen Ghandi role right though my front door
On fixed gear bike, with a smile that seemed so sure
He was passing out drinks to anyone who was looking bored
The he passed right out on the bathroom floor
Yes I know that I am hosting but I cannot entertain
I am tired of takin' life so seriously
Starring up her skirt so long at her black underwear
She used to take me for a sucker, now she's takin' me upstairs
So here's the moral of the story if you care enough
SOmetimes truth it gets a little gray and things start gettin' rough
You might even feel like the reason's just playing hard to get
It's a life that's full of things that don't quite end up makin' sense
You see life is full of things that don't quite end up makin' sense