dances around to wonderful effect. I just strum the chords. I also
tend to play a lot of the chords with the two little fingers at 3rd
Never been near a university
Never took a paper or a learned degree
Some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about,
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun,
And all mathematics well I just shun,
And I may be the mayor of simpleton, but I know one thing,
And that's I love you
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton)
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say,
What you get is all real, I can't put on an act,
it takes brains to do that anyway (and anyway)
Well I don't know how to puzzle problems and puns
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton
You'll be warm in the arms of the mayor of simpleton
You'll be warm in the arms of the mayor
(Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton)