I was the best looking thing
She ever had her arms around
At least that's what I told all over town
It was a privilege for her to work just to keep me here
While I laid home and watched TV, sippin' on a cold, cold beer
I told myself I had it made for the rest of my life
A dream come true for one who never gave his share
My life in this old house was like a king upon his throne
Till I woke up one morning and the one I love was gone
And the King he's not the King anymore
He's got an empty house to rule which proves that he's a fool
He drove her and his crown right out of the door
And the one he loves won't be back
She'll never put her foot back thru the castle door
And the King he's not the King anymore
And the King he's not the King anymore