Once I read a book and this is what it said
"If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead"
It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
If it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot
And this book was called "HA You're gunna burn"
And in the second chapter I went on to learn
Take two houseplants and put em to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
So I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
I powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar
but twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door
*Knock on the body of your guitar *
I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood
He said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could"
I said "man cant you see here
I have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear"
And he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night
That could make me so angry that I just wanna fight
*load crash * "sorry"
So i pointed to the page in that open book
That had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look
And he read
Take two houseplants and put em to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin
I've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead
secondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense
of hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence
And i thought to myself you know that's a good point
So i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside
And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive
We talked about all the things that really matt er most
Like life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost
Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun
and As for my neighbor well our friendship has become
a meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven
BUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline
CRANKED! To eleven Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em