I pulled into the regular pump
I was feelin' quite at ease
I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please"
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun
He said, "Boy, this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run"
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cause that great fillin' station holdup cost me two good years
We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP