I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad-I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could
And I hate to go - But I must you know
Duty calls - -Niagara Falls - See it go down - As it falls on the ground
And gets up again At the count of ten - I would like everyone here to repeat after me
Something of which I know nothing about
Namely that which I will tell you - (That which I will tell you)
I'm going to school breaking a rule -I'm going around in a pityful frown
'Coz I didn't pass (came) - Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame)
Teacher was mad -So was me dad -Took off his belt -And without any help
Really hit me hard - Where I'd stuck a card - Thick I may be but a fool I am certainly not -
Always remember the golden rule
When in no doubt get a car out - And while you're there how about
Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills
Boy! I really love the sound that they make
So good for the pains and aches of life in general - Don't be such a miser
At the most a fiver's all you pay
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Many's the time - I have wondered about what it is
I want you all to repeat after me
Something I know you know I know - (Something I know you know I know)
I wouldn't behold wouldn't be cold - I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my
Dear old mum and dad - And the fun they had
Early one night - Dad put out the light - Got hold of me mum - Said he wanted a son
And as you can see - The result was me
Somebody told me once money does not grow on trees
Well if that's true then how do you explain
Apples oranges and lemons - Not forgetting melons
no nonon on o nonon on o nonon on o
dudidu dudidu du dudidudidudi