Listen ladies and gentlemen,
it's been a rough day.
Iv'e been, holding one in,
what can I say
it's something that, you may have forgot
at the end of the day, I'm ripping a fart
oh yeah! that felt pretty good!
oh yeah! smells like child hood
what baby, doesn't smell like flowers?
don't hate me or the flagulent power
of the fart silent but deadly
of the fart loud and proud
i may have farted too loud
so i have got to go now