The Dutchman was dressed to impress
Walking through streets that were laid with distress
(Aaaaa) by the barstool, patiently sat
(Aaaaa) little collie stares back
Two wrongs do not make a right
Though there are times when it feels they just might
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I don't know my right from my left
I do not know where the next sun will set
(Aaaaa) by the barstool, patiently sat
(Aaaaa) little collie stares back