E IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF MY BEST FRIEND WASN'T SUCH A A LOUD MOUTH
NOW{E} SHES ON ME LIKE OLD CHEAP SUIT IM IN THE A DOG HOUSE
A IM CHEWING BONES IN THE COLD NIGHT AIR
E THERE HE SITS IN MY FAVORITE CHAIR
E WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING WITH THE PACK YOU'LL BE {A}DOG-GONE
SHE SAYS SHE'S GOT A BONE TO PICK, SHOULD I{D} SIT UP AND BEG, SHOULD I FETCHA STICK,
E I'VE BEEN CHASING CARS UP AND DOWN THE STREET INSTEAD OF A WOMEN
E THIS OLD DOG BETTER LEARN A NEW TRICK IM IN THE A DOG HOUSE
E IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF MY BEST FRIEND WASN'T SUCH A A LOUD MOUTH
NOW E SHES ON ME LIKE OLD CHEAP SUIT IM IN THE A DOG HOUSE