So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall
Drinking drinking liquid courage down the pipe
To try and talk to pretty girls on the floor tonight
Have a beer and then a shot or maybe two by two
Alright boy you're liquored up, so whatcha gonna do
So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall
Your heart is racing fast, as you move in for the kill
But then a surly gent comes in and takes away your thrill
Step outside and have a smoke to try and calm your nerves
Convince yourself that you should go and get what you deserve
So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall
Head back inside and have another drink to pick you up
Come on lad the night is young, enough is enough
But all the girls are taken, save for one next to the band
A pretty girl with golden locks, but a diamond on her hand
So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall
So you finish up your drink and you settle out your tab
Light yourself a cigarette and call up a cab
Another long ride home and once again its made alone
But you'll be back tomorrow to try your luck again once more
So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall
So you step to the left, and you step to the right
And see all the pretty girls out here tonight
But you'll never get the chance, to talk to them at all
Cause you're a fucking pussy with your back against the wall