We're petty little drunks, we're not theives, we're not crooks
But what we lack in good will, we make up for in skill
We drink when we're paid, we drink to get laid
But it never works out, cause we're ugly no doubt
And the morals within, we never had to begin
Cause we're dirty old men, not right in the head
So sing with us now, you fat fucking cow
We're more the same than you see, you've got to believe
And we're singing aye, aye, aye
Screaming why, why, why
My, my, oh my
So raise up your beer, and give us a cheer
For the night is still young, and we're not having fun
So quit being lame, and come join in the game
But our card's been revoked, so let's have a smoke
Back in one more time, to finish this line
But we never did drugs, cause we're always fucked up
So get up off your ass, you wee pussy lass
And sing along in this song, cause we've never been wrong
And we're singing aye, aye, aye
Screaming why, why, why
My, my, oh my
And we're singing aye, aye, aye
Screaming why, why, why
My, my, oh my