Superstar Tradesman, Stand at the bar,
Get a trade son, You will go far.
You'll have a house in the Ferry,And a new guitar,
That's never been played before,
And it never will,
Its never been played before,
And it never will.
The weather is sunny,
You're locked inside,
The weather is sunny oh yes, I've tried and I've tried,
Same only as bar chords!!
To keep me saaaane, to keep me sane,
To keep me saaaane, to keep me sane.
I don't want money, [repeat for both guitars]
Ha, what would you do, If I asked you,
What would you do, If I asked you,
To sail awaaaay, To see some sights,
Sail awaaaay with me, To see some sights,
Superstar Tradesman, [repeat from start]