Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today
I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor I was gay
Well I wish I had some buddies some movie stars and such
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
Well I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
Says she's carrying my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard,
My hair blowin' in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants they would let me in
they'd finally let me in
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
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Well I wish I had my picture on the Rolling Stone today
with the Roilling Sones today
And I wish the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star someone like Charlie Sheen
Cause if he'd hang out with Kato
Kato Kaelin
Well I guess he'd hang out with me
And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine
rogaine
And I would not remember how you broke my heart today
From "Austin Country Night"