What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Cat Woman suit.
Don't you worry your pretty striped head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug, Doug, ohh Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers.
Well then we're shit outta luck.