We eat smarties you eat M&M's
And you think all out money looks pretend
Yea we got Brian Adams and you got Bruce Springsteen
But we can drink in bars when were just nineteen
You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves
But we got the best lake fishin' you best believe
And you make fun of us because we spell colour with a U
You think you're all that Mr. Red White and Blue
Chorus
We say eh you say y'all
Yea we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field
We say Zed you say Z
Sure we watch all your TV
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
You got Dunkin Donuts we got Timmys
We got more land but bro you got more cities
You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA
But to the great white north hockey is the only game
Chorus
We say eh you say y'all
Yea we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field
We say Zed you say Z
Sure we watch all your TV
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer
(One Strum for first line)
So heres to you my southern neighbour all kiddin' aside
Its takes me six beers to get piss drunk
But for you it takes nineeee
Instrumentel
We say eh you say y'all
Yea we both got pro football
Except we got bigger balls and a longer field
We say Zed you say Z
Sure we watch all your TV
You got a stronger army down there, but man up here
We got stronger beer