Ward 8 at the QE, somwhere down Woodville
Smokey grey Thursday, take out your sword
Stewie was born, there was blood on the sheets
Doctor was drunk and the sister was bored
Home was a weatherboard housing trust unit
Step forward Stewart Bedson the headmaster said
It seemed like Stewie was always in strife
Step forward Stewart Bedson the magistrate said
This time 10 years, next time life
Grades 1-7 passed pretty quickly