Your sports team is vastly inferior.
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see.
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior.
Of course, you realize we’re speaking figuratively.
Our stats are thoroughly impressive.
Our coach really has the Midas touch.
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys? (Eh) Not so much.
In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation.
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across.
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand,
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand.
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
You see there’s us (We’re great)
And then there’s you (You suck)
We’re really, really great (Really great)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
OK, full disclosure, we’re not that great,
But, nevertheless, you suck!
Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat.
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence.
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat.
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense.
What’s the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow?
So why don’t you save us all some time
And give up now (You suck!)