Watch them run watch them fall watch them try to catch a ball
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Special Olympics
Watch them laugh watch them drool watch them fall into the pool
That's diving
At the Special Olympics
And I know full well
That I will burn in Hell
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball
got to be about the funniest freaking thing I've ever seen in my life!
At the Special Olympics
Kid with DOWNS wins the race even though he stood in place
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Special Olympics
Round his neck gold medals hung resting on his giant tongue
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Special Olympics
But I kid when I sing
'Cause these games are a beautiful thing
Okay I'm really just avoiding Karma
because my kids are probably going to be born crippled and blind
and be some retard that I'll have to spend with all my time
Special Olympics