Verse Chorus Knock on the door - it's early morning Man in a suit says - he wants to talk to me About the big J-C - who the f *ck is he Reach in his bag and he takes out a bible Says he was a man - just like you and me Woo pee dee I don't like his suit and I don't like his tie And I don't like the fact he's so happy coming for me The big J-C Sometimes the wheels fall off And sometimes you can't get up And sometimes I just sit and think and I don't talk much No I don't think much Sometimes the world moves fast And sometimes you can't keep up And sometimes I just sit and think and I don't think much No I don't think much No I don't think much No I don't think much Boy on a pavement looks at a picture It looks like the eighties - why did it happen to me Twice in a lifetime now - Twice in a lifetime more Teenage years try-na not look like somebody like him - but what can I do? Shoulder pads and belts, Morten Harket in tights Oh, Im sorry theyre jeans, how did ya get them on? Will they ever come off? Will they ever come off? Chorus