Driving down the interstate Running 30 minutes late
Singing 'Margaritaville' and minding my own
Some foreign car driving dude With a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone
He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird And then he was gone
Some beach, somewhere
E A There's a big umbrella Casting shade over an empty chair
Palm trees are growing, warm breeze is blowing
I picture myself right there
On some beach, somewhere.
I circled the parking lot Trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my ol' truck
A man with a big cigar Was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz
Came cruising up and whipped right in
Some beach, somewhere
There's nowhere to go When you've got all day to get there
There's cold Margaritas and hot senoritas
Smiling with long dark hair
On somebeach, somewhere
Well, I sat in that waiting room seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said the doc's ready for you
Your not gonna feel a thing we'll give you some novacaine
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb
Somebeach,somewhere E A
There a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
In the salty evening air
On some beach, somewhere
On somebeach, somewhere